Blisterpack Liberation Army

BLISTERPACK LIBERATION ARMY STRIKES AGAIN!

Surprise attack seen as lack of respect for cardboard

Irvine, California - In a gutsy surprise attack, the Blisterpack Liberation Army swooped in on several original Redline Blisterpacks and did what they do best - liberated them. This radical faction of Redline Collectors has had a long-held belief that loose mint cars are the way to collect and blisterpacks just get in the way of full enjoyment of the cars.

This surprise attack, perpetrated in stealth mode at the Hot Wheels Convention, was only witnessed by a select group of serious Redliners. The results were smiles all the way around and adding to the pool of Mint Loose Redlines - one of the prime directives of this radical faction.

The group, whose origins trace back to the late '60s, has been active in loose Redline collecting almost since inception. Many of the members began their mercenary lifestyle as children, recruited by a conspiratorial world Corporation with the code name: Mattel.

The brightly colored packages were no match for the Ninja tactics of this highly trained army. These men show no fear as they brutally attack cardboard and plastic. They are ruthless in the myriad ways that they have to kill valuable cardboard. The First Edition crowd would go into convulsions at the mere mention of these attacks, let alone be willing to witness such a blitzkrieg. "It was glorious" said a veteran Redliner who chose not to reveal his name. The precision, fine-tuned attack was carried out by 5 of the best of the best of the best. (SIR!) They are part of a special SEAL team. (Spectraflame Expert And Liberator) They promised: "WE'LL BE BACK"

Click here to access the secret dossier exposing all of their methods and tactics.

(Surveillance photos included here, please destroy all evidence immediately upon viewing)