| You might be a
Redliner if........... 1. When
shopping at Goodyear, you ask the
salesman if he has Redlines for your car.
2.When
you think the Royal Family includes King
Kuda and Sir Rodney Roadster.
3.
When you think your Nitty Gritty Kitty
has gotten Evil Weevils.
4.When
the eye doctor tells you you have Bugeye
and that you need a Bye-Focal.
5.When
you ask the car dealer if the model
you're about to buy is the Hong Kong or
U.S. version.
Earl
Van Senus
1.
You ask for your Ice-T Regular or
Alternate Color
2.
When on the beach, you refer to your
Father as your Dune Daddy
3.
You can recollect the Tomart Guide word
for word, page for page, yet have trouble
remembering where you parked the real
car.
4.You
refer to Larry Wood so much, that people
think he's a relative of yours.
5.
When you compare all color schemes in
your house to either your spectraflames
or enamels.
Earl
Van Senus
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